taco-bell-rey:

Trying to turn in an art project and your teacher says “it’s not done”

image

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supernovaqirl:

anything over $10 is expensive

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milkaholics:

me introducing myself


princeweeniepants:


What a fucking knob

princeweeniepants:

What a fucking knob

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bromar:

*goes to england*

me: excuse me, what time is it?

brit: time wots that m8?

*big ben chimes*

everyone starts to count the bongs on their fingers*

brit: OI IT’S 7 BONG

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speedlimit15:

*pronounces “hors d’oeuvres” as “horse divorce”*

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jesussbabymomma:

you can literally start a fight about anything on this website life is amazing

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