Hold my fucking hand, loser. We’re using the buddy system for the rest of our lives.
How I’m going to propose  (via strikeblr)

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officialunitedstates:

FACT OF THE DAY:  mars is called the red planet because during the cold war it sided with the communists

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siddharthasmama:

wow, look how easy that was.

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eatpizzas:

me: just gettin some gum like

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everyone:

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kaibii:

toronjas:

I JUST SAW THIS ON FACEBOOK O M G

jesus wants in on a threesome

kaibii:

toronjas:

I JUST SAW THIS ON FACEBOOK
O M G

jesus wants in on a threesome

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goryghastlymeanandcruel:

ah yes les mis or as australians call it, lay mizzerarblay

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my blog is great but have u seen my ass


politicalsexkitten:

Don’t date anyone who’s intimidated by feminism.

Don’t date anyone who thinks it’s a threat to men and masculinity.

Love yourself. Don’t settle for a piece of shit.

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sleepybrowneyes:

seifukucat:

googled “dog swearing” and wasn’t disappointed

His fucking look of determination. Like, “you’re going to fucking jail Greg.”

sleepybrowneyes:

seifukucat:

googled “dog swearing” and wasn’t disappointed

His fucking look of determination. Like, “you’re going to fucking jail Greg.”

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